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Girls (Ho+mestuck edition)- Download
Parody of “Girls” by Marina and the Diamonds 

I mentioned I wanted to do a version of Girls as Porrim and the incredibly lyrically gifted berryciesta whipped one up for me, and I tweaked it just slightly. Enjoy!

Born as a girl but I want to be more
Is it my fate to raise the mother’s core?
Easy to be beastly when you’re calling me a whore
You stick to your quadrants
I’ll stick to some broader doors

Girls are not meant to fight others
Want to be more than a mother
Not gonna bend over or bother with you

Is there any possibility
You’ll quit gossiping about me
What two wheeled device I might be
All you say is “blah, blah”
Kankri just won’t forgive me
Cause I fall asleep when he speaks
Of every other bigotry
All he says is “na na na na na” (na na na na na)

Trolls, oh trolls, see the hypocrisy 
Of this queen, of this ‘matriarchy’ 
The Lord’s in command
And the queen is just a face
I may be a Maid but the queen’s just a Waste Of Space

Girls are not meant to fight others
Want to be more than a mother
Not gonna bend over or bother with you

I feel I’ve been living in a new zone
Turning up the glow won’t let the truth show
I feel I’ve been living in a ghost town
But I’m gonna make sure we’re all safe and sound

(Trolls, raise your arms, raise your arms, hear my plea)

(via sheepgirly)

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